Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
|english is not their first language:||Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.|
|english is their first language:||hte fuckign|
|Gryffindor:||Do what is right|
|Ravenclaw:||Do what is wise|
|Hufflepuff:||Do what is kind|
|Slytherin:||PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE|
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
After being Hermione’s friend for 7 years, Harry still hasn’t understood how fucking badass she is.
He pulls the same face
GRANGER DANGER GRANGER DANGER
People have offered many potential explanations for this discrepancy, but this ad highlights the importance of the social cues that push girls away from math and science in their earliest childhood years.
This is so important. Girls pay attention. Boys, if you are a brother, father, cousin of a girl, pay attention.
I SEE THIS ON MY DASH LITERALLY EVERY NIGHT AT APPROXIMATELY 3 AM AND IT NEVER CEASES TO BE FUNNY
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
This breaks my heart because you can see the exact moment that Lilo realizes how important she is to Nani. She has seen herself as the burden and responsibility (“You’d trade me for a rabbit”). She worries that she takes away the good things from Nani (“Did Stitch and I make you lose your job?”).
But right here at the end. She realizes. She is the good thing. She is the ONE. GOOD. THING. that Nani wants to keep. And she’s realizing that Nani won’t get to keep her.